Where bad takes get grilled

beef.ltd

The internet's premier platform for settling disputes through the ancient art of steak-based democracy

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Bad Takes Grilled

How It Works

Submit Your Beef

Two parties enter their arguments. Keep it civil, keep it spicy, but most importantly—keep it about the beef.

Community Votes

The internet weighs in. Voters assign steak grades based on argument quality, logic, and overall sizzle factor.

Winner Takes All

The superior argument earns the prime cut. The loser gets well-done shoe leather. Justice is served, medium-rare.

Active Beefs

Cast your vote and help settle these heated debates

Tabs vs Spaces

Development

medium

The eternal debate that has divided developers since the dawn of time.

Team Tabs39.7%

Tabs allow developers to customize their indentation width. One character = one indent level. It's efficient, accessible, and respects personal preference.

1,247 votes
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Team Spaces60.3%

Spaces ensure consistent rendering across all editors and environments. What you see is what everyone gets. No surprises, no configuration needed.

1,891 votes
3,138 total votes2 days left

Pineapple on Pizza

Food

well-done

A culinary controversy that has torn families apart and ended friendships.

Pro-Pineapple55.4%

The sweet and savory combination creates a perfect flavor balance. The acidity of pineapple cuts through rich cheese and complements salty ham. It's called Hawaiian pizza for a reason.

2,156 votes
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Anti-Pineapple44.6%

Pizza is an Italian tradition. Fruit has no place on a savory dish. The moisture from pineapple makes the crust soggy and ruins the texture. It's a crime against cuisine.

1,735 votes
3,891 total votesEnded 5 days ago

Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?

Philosophy

rare

A question that challenges our very understanding of food taxonomy.

It's a Sandwich42.6%

By definition, a sandwich is food between two pieces of bread. A hot dog bun, even when connected, functions as two pieces. The USDA even classifies it as a sandwich. Case closed.

892 votes
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It's Not a Sandwich57.4%

A hot dog is its own category. The bun is a single piece, not two slices. Culturally and culinarily, we treat hot dogs differently. Would you order a "sausage sandwich" at a ballgame? Exactly.

1,203 votes
2,095 total votes5 days left

What This Is Not

  • A platform for harassment, doxxing, or personal attacks
  • A place for hate speech, discrimination, or illegal content
  • An actual marketplace for beef (we're vegetarian-friendly)
  • A substitute for genuine conflict resolution or therapy

Our Ethos

beef.ltd is satire. It's a parody of internet culture, argument dynamics, and our collective obsession with being right. We believe the best way to handle disagreements is with humor, creativity, and maybe a well-grilled ribeye. Keep it fun, keep it respectful, and remember: it's just beef.